Bureau party is rocking – move over Lohan!

Gary Berman at Bureau

This DJ Gary Berman, helping Glam and Fab spin the tunes all night.

Atmospheric lighting, great music, people dancing and it’s not yet 11pm.

Lindsay Lohan’s party at Baroque hasn’t even started – loser!

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Lindsay Lohan vs me

Nightclub stand-off tonight – I’m DJing at Bureau on London’s Kingly Street (where all the cool people will be) while Lindsay Lohan is being paid to go to Baroque nightclub five minutes away.

Last night Lindsay’s partying turned disasterous when she was hit in the face by her own security guard when she left London’s Cuckoo Club.

That’s not to mention those fake tan photos. I don’t understand how stars that have as much money as Lindsay can’t afford a decent mirror to see that they need to apply fake tan right up to their hairline.

Lindsay Lohan is laughing…all the way to the bank

 

Lohan

Kerr-ching!

 

Lilo is in London and that means one thing – nightclubs go crazy trying to get her in.

It’s not unusual for clubs to offer five figure sums to get celebs like Lindsay in. I remember covering her last trip to London for The Sunday Mirror when Dolce nightclub paid her in the region of £20,000 to ‘party’ there.

Except she is a recovering alcoholic so she refused alcohol and didn’t dance so I don’t call that a party.

Anyway, she’s just been to Crystal in the West End  – turned up, sat there and left. BORING!

What do the clubs get out of it? They’re surely not going to get that much extra business by advertising Lindsay Lohan as a special guest. Guys don’t care any more as she’s made it clear she’s a lesbian.

How much longer can she keep the grin on her face and afford to stay at five star hotels like London’s Claridges before doing a HALF-DECENT tv / film role?

Get back to the day job girl! And get a sandwich on the way – Lindsay’s legs looked way too matchstick like tonight.

She’s beginning to look like a human lollipop (massive head, skinny body) and you know what I think about lollipops….

Samantha Ronson is not interesting

Earlier today I did a twitter asking whether I should go to a DJ session by the lady below – Sam Ronson. And guess what?

 

Do whatever - WE DON"T CARE!!

Sam's trying to be cool but WE DON'T CARE!!

The answer was a big NOOOOOO

Some comments:

megan: “She’s only famous because of her brother and Lindsay Lohan”

AmeliaKN: “Sam is disgusting. Why???”

And my favourite was Antoine, who wrote: “Normally I like lesbians but I wouldn’t pee on S if she was on fire.”

So, I didnt bother going to London’s Mahiki and doubt many people did. The only person I know that went was a journalist friend, whose editor ORDERED her to go. 

Ouch

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